Inauguration Committee Rejects KBD/Farrington Rap for Aretha Franklin’s Bow

In a shocking, last minute decision this morning, Barack Obama’s inaugural committee rejected a rap performance by KBD/Farrington and opted for Aretha Franklin’s version of ‘My Country, Tis of Thee.’  

KBD/Farrington, the infamous rap duo and protege of such superstars as Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, wrote an original piece [lyrics below] which they were to perform before Mr. Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States this morning in Washington, D.C. 

“This blows,” KBD said after receiving the rejection notice, “but not as hard as the last eight years.”

The Drama of Obama

by KBD/Farrington

 

Oh, the drama of Obama

Beating Bush, kicking tush.

First Black prez, maybe the next one will be a lez.

Watch and learn while Barack, on the attack, still gets us out of Iraq.

B. Hussein is gonna bring the pain to those who try and flush our civil liberties down the drain.

Oh, the drama of Obama, like a toma-

      hawk thrown at injustice, he will bust this

climate of fear and hate amongst us.

The M.O. of B.H.O. will be to show

the world that America can grow,

and no longer completely blows.

‘cept for all you Arkansas ‘hos.

Look out world here comes the Barack

Bush was all talk but Obama walks the walk

He gonna fry gay marriage all up in his wok

And serve it out to all in order to shock

The ass-backwards Christian right flock.

Oh, the drama of Obama, like a comma

     Splittin’ up a sentence in order to make sense

Of this fucked up drama

Obama, like the Dali Llama, is dedicated to peace

Cuz it takes all kinds of ingredients to make a quiche.

and millions of grains of sand to make a beach

And zillions of blood cells to make a Stacy Keach

And by quiche I mean country

And by country I mean world

And by world I mean

WORLD MOTHA’ FUCKIN’ WIDE

So get on board and enjoy the ride

If you get a stain you can just use Tide*

 

 *This rap sponsored by Tide To Go® Instant Stain Remover