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		<title>Dear President Obama: MRSA, gay marriage and The Iraq</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear President Obama, Congratulations on your inauguration as the 44th President of the United States of America.  I write this with hope in my heart and “Barack” and “Obama” newly added to my Microsoft Word dictionary, so no more of those annoying, red-squiggly lines appear under your name while I type.   If you haven’t already [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=124&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Inauguration Committee Rejects KBD/Farrington Rap for Aretha Franklin&#8217;s Bow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karmabeatdown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bacon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inauguration]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a shocking, last minute decision this morning, Barack Obama&#8217;s inaugural committee rejected a rap performance by KBD/Farrington and opted for Aretha Franklin&#8217;s version of &#8216;My Country, Tis of Thee.&#8217;   KBD/Farrington, the infamous rap duo and protege of such superstars as Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, wrote an original piece [lyrics below] which they were to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=72&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Third Party Sues Portland and State of Maine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karmabeatdown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As reported in other local publications over the last few days, the city of Portland plans to sue the state of Maine to resolve the question of who owns the submerged land under the Maine State Pier, after a $100 million deal to redevelop the waterfront property collapsed because of the ongoing dispute. However in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=65&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Palin Grants First Interview to KBD</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Karma Beat Down is happy to go to print with its first sit-down interview with Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin.  The interview took place over the course of one day last week at the annual Wasilla High School Bake, Gun and Truck Sale.   KBD:  Senator McCain has been attacked for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=42&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Depression Up! Since Jonas Brothers, Harry Potter announcements</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dramatic turn of events and announcements in the entertainment world has caused a noticeable spike in anti-depressant prescriptions and cases of severe depression, as well as an increase in cursed wizard spells, the American Health Organization said in a press release this morning. One of these events occurred Tuesday when the Jonas Brothers released [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=32&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Madonna,</title>
		<link>http://karmabeatdown.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/dear-madonna/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Madonna,   I have recently heard of your alleged affair with Alex Rodriguez, who shall heretofore be referred to as A-Dud.  It pains me to hear that you have not picked a more suitable lover with whom to have an affair.  Do you feel as if you won the lottery only to find out that the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=30&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Do you need help? Visit us online.</title>
		<link>http://karmabeatdown.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/do-you-need-help-visit-us-online/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karmabeatdown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[addicted to the interweb]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t posted in a while, and I apologize to my three faithful readers.  I am in the process of developing an online support group for people who suffer from internet addiction.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=28&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s OK to be GAY.</title>
		<link>http://karmabeatdown.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/its-ok-to-be-gay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 16:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karmabeatdown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ellen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lindsay Lohan, It’s OK to be GAY. Seriously. Say it to yourself, Lindsay: “It’s OK to be GAY!” I mean, there are tons of celebrities who are gay. I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head right now, but I know they are out there. Wait a second…Angelina Jolie said she [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=27&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Surgeon General&#8217;s Warnings Announced</title>
		<link>http://karmabeatdown.wordpress.com/2008/04/22/new-surgeon-generals-warnings-announced/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karmabeatdown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Smoking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to further enhance the public&#8217;s knowledge about the dangers of smoking,  Acting U.S. Surgeon General Rear Adm. Steven K. Galson, M.D., M.P.H., has announced new warning labels to be included on all cigaratte packs.  The new labels will be in effect beginning May 1, 2008. Some of the new warnings can be found below.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=20&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Planet Fitness not an Official Planet</title>
		<link>http://karmabeatdown.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/planet-fitness-not-an-official-planet/</link>
		<comments>http://karmabeatdown.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/planet-fitness-not-an-official-planet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>karmabeatdown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bruce Willis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[organic monopoly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Planets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whole Foods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Portland, Maine, April 2, 2008 &#8211; In an unexpected press release this morning, scientists at the National Convention of Scientific Science Dudes announced that Planet Fitness is not actually a true planet. “Wow. I never actually went there, so I always thought it was a planet,” Astronomer Lucky Stars said. “First Pluto, now Planet Fitness. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=karmabeatdown.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1441753&amp;post=19&amp;subd=karmabeatdown&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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